Rocko's Modern Life: Down Under

Top ten indications that YOU are addicted to Rocko

10

When McDonalds gets your order wrong, you threaten to go to Chokey Chicken!

9

Whenever you're in trouble, you close your eyes and repeat "Where are you Really Really Big Man? Where are you Really Really Big Man?"

8

You spend a whole day looking for O-Town in the atlas.

7

When asked to a fancy dress party, your invitation points out that you CAN NOT wear that Rocko costume again.

6

Your parents begin to think you're spending too much time with your new friends - a steer and a turtle.

5

Not only do you have all the Rocko merchandise, you also have Heffer's pants!?!

4

If anyone asks you what day it is... you reply, "Today, is a very dangerous day."

3

Your Rocko website gets 10,000 hits a day... and you are responsible for 9,999 of them

2

You will not speak to your friends until they call you by your real name: Rocko

1

Your wardrobe consists of blue shirts with purple triangles, and you refuse to wear pants!